Weather Man

Weather Man tells you
To pack an umbrella.
But can you trust a man
With a clashing suit and tie?

Weather Man is confident
That the sun will shine
As he snaps his suspenders.

But why should I
Believe a guy
Who can’t trust his own
Pants?

Weather Man wants you
To break out the shovel
And dig out of the snow.
Weather Man lives
In a penthouse.

Weather Man’s got the
Seal of Approval of the
American Meterological Society.
Weather Man’s seal
Peels pretty easily.

Weather Man’s got radar,
Sonar, buzzers and bells.
But what does Weather Man’s
Heart tell him?

Weather Man should go outside
Once in a while.
Weather Man needs to step
Into the sun
And smile.